PD

I missed a day so.....

Day 1: -

Day 2 : Arrived at 1pm. Funny la... I get down the car n there are Scott, Leon, Felix, Lai, Hardesh, Douglas, n JAG!! Playin bball! LAWL Weird ryte? We travel all the way from KL just to play more BBall! LOL But its fun no duh! So we start playing bball. but everyone wants to go to the extreme park so we change to get ready. Everyone changes into jeans but only Knucklehead Douglas wants to wear shorts. He's like The Terminator. Nvr dies, n his only weakness is Dahl curry. Aaaaaaaaaanyway, we had to wait for the "LADIES" in the other room cos they take FOREVER to get changed. Everyone wants to bath before goin! How dumb! They're gonna sweat again waaat! So when they're FINALLY ready we wait at the lobby. N we havta pay 40 ringgit for the cab! O.O 40!! Ugh. The price of fun... N we get this cabbie called Dave who keeps "touching" Leon. See Leon, being tall dark n handsome has its downs... :P

So he's takin us round n telling us all the good places. Apparently PD has two big refineries. Never knew that!

*time passes*

We arrive at the Xtreme park n we see two kids racing around on go-carts n we're like "Aiyo so slow!"

But we eventually pay up n get our carts. LAWL i swore i heard something crack in my cart but it was nothing.

So we get a lap free n it was kinda hard to control the cart but after 1 lap u kinda get the hang of it la. So we line up at the starting grid(I overshot mine) n Leon came in last. LOL

We get flagged off n my cart starts slowly but starts to pickup!

Woooosh! It gets pretty fast! N ppl start crashing! Hahaha

I see Felix from the corner of my eye n swerve in front of him and he skids out! Heheheh!!

Then douglas tries to overtake me n he skids out as well!! ^^

Ud think after all that I could win but fuck, Jag was in front of me n I bumped into him n CRASHED!!

ARRRRGH!!!

In the end Lai got first! Shiiiiiit....

Then it was paintball time!

So we got a briefing from the fellas there....

Did u noe the long end of the gun is called a condom something?

Cant remember wat it is but it had condom in its name! LOL!

So off we went to the paintball place thingy..

Played three games, everyone got shot at least once! I got the friggin headshot. Nice work, Felix.

N i shot Hardesh for running out bravely! LAWL worth it la i guess....

So after that we get back take a few pics n head back to the hotel. This time we got the emo/angry cabbie who wouldnt talk at all. Take a few tips from Dave,man! LOL^^

So when we get back, we get changed n head for the beach. We TRY to play football but the place was lopsided so it was kinda difficult to run in the sand and kick. Especially if u kick the sand! OUCH!

So we decide to just sit n relax. Then there's some neighbourhood activity that they're doing. It looked quite fun... too bad we couldnt join in. So we get nearer n watch them play tug-of-war. They made it look soooooo fun....

There was this girl there Jag wanted to 'tap' LOL!

But obviously he wasnt gonna get any so we go back to the hotel.

So we jump into the hotel pool n start fooling around... Talking nonsense n stuff. Me n Hardesh get back to our rooms first cos it started to rain.

N lucky for us cos it starts to pour really heavily!

So we sit in our rooms n watch High School Musical. Yeah it might be weird to see 4 guys watchin it but hey, Vanessa Hudgens is hot!

Just so u could see it for urself:

Uhuh.... my thoughts exactly.... :):)

I get hungry so me n DOUG who's broke go eat. The play pool n get home n TRY to sleep. But wit jag n scott in my bed no one can! ^^

Leon is SHIT SCARY wit the lights turned off!! Hahahah

So in the end we finally sleep......

LAWLS

A blind man, with a seeing eye dog at his side, walks into his local grocery store. He walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who up until this point thought he had seen it all, thinks this is quite strange. So he decides to find out what’s going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and asks, “Pardon me. May I help you with something?”

The blind man replies, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”

THE THICK SILVER LINING.

Hmmmmm.....

God really did hear my plea....

Now I believe. Just dont know which one....??

Well.... three days of torture are over! yAY!!

Time for PD PD PD PD! :)

AAAAAAAAND like I said, when things are at its worst, it cant get any worse ryte?

WEEEEELLLLLLL Its true!!! :):)

After that 4 days of torture everything's back to normal once again!!

Better than normal, Mom n Dad got me an MU jersey from Macau n a scarf!!! Wehehehehehhehehe!!!!!

Im all set for Old Trafford! LOL

This past 3 days have really been tough....

Till u actually experience life at my dad's shop, U haven been thru hell.

Okay, not hell, but u get the idea.

Imagine this:

Old, smelly, obnoxious, abrasive men (and the occasional woman) haggling for a lower price....

WTF! Just get on with life ppl!!!

And when they dont get what they want, start the tantrums!!! HUH!

I guess maturity DOESNT come with age.....=.="

To all u ppl who have come to my shop and been rude to anyone in there,

BUZZ OFF.

Jokes! :)

Kramer goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown”.
Kramer just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, “Are you Ok?”
In a very weak voice Kramer says, “Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?” The big dude says, “When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I’d give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. “I’m 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
Kramer said, “Oh Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around’”

=.="

Aiiiiiiiiiiiih.........

4 days of nothing but money-counting, shouting at ppl, dealing wit customers n OMG missing a day of PD!!

These are times when life is at its worse..... But on the brightside, since this is the worst it cant get any worse, right?
Hmmmmm..... at the moment it seems like a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY

THIN SILVER LINING!!

Funny, the song playing at this very moment is T.I's "No Matter What" which is bout him bouncing back after all the problems that he's gone through...

Coincidence? Naaaaaaaaaaaah.....

I GET THE MESSAGE, GOD!

:) :S :( :'( :) :P

A lesson for everyone.

28 International Rules of Manhood :P

For all the men out there, and curious women, we hereby present to you the international rules of manhood. For those young men seeking adulthood, you must abide by said rules in order to obtain your “man badge.”
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!(b) C’mon, give me one more! Harder!(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.

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