I agree. ^^

Why Men Are Happier Than Women
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

Late night delirium.

Hardesh and his antics.

Funny Maths.

Somehow this works out.

Weeeeelll, they DID say "expand".

Finally, scientific proof that women are evil.

hOLIDAYS

Holidays are here again. This time its Raya. Its sad that Raya has to come now for the Malay from 5's with SPM looming and all. PMR even worse. :)



So recently Taylor Swift got upstaged by Kanye West. :)

I say good. Its not like Taylor's video was good anyway. Im surprised it actually won something. Who the heck selects these winners anyway? It seems like everyone in the world is hating Kanye for what he did. Admittedly, maybe he could have spoken out after the show and not upstage her like that, but what he said was true wasnt it?

Everyone feels Kanye was mean. I say fuck that. Just because its Taylor Swift. Poor 17 year old white girl, BOO HOO. The truth is the truth. Her video just wasnt as good.

S'all.

p.s. I dont hate Taylor, but she didnt deserve it.

Studies. Pre-U

Dudes, Im sure im not the only one who has been fretting about further studies. So in an effort to reduce confusion, I found a site that might help make up minds in further education. Check it out.

http://www.malaysia-students.com/2007/12/popular-pre-university-programmes-in.html

Just cleaning up the old blog.

Well. Trials have been, I wouldnt say easy, but it doesnt feel like the end of my academic world. Which is a good sign considering the bad marks Ive been getting lately. PAPER 3's which arent that tough but tough enough to motivate me to hit the books. Chemistry is a breeze. =) Although I just know Im going to fuck my Physics up. Oh well, never been my favourite anyway. If only I could go back in time and introduce video games to Isaac Newton, my life would be sooo much easier right now.

I realised I never blog about the birthday parties that made up my holiday. (Dont laugh, exam period.) So Adeline's birthday was up first. Pretty fun. Picked up Kyren at 7.30 eveb though the party was at 7. Yeah well, WE ARE MALAYSIANS. Not the best timekeepers. We get there after numerous calls trying to find her place. And there's food and the usual. Michelle, her sister, who happens to be in the same year as my sister, was there as the BBQ MASTER(I dont know what to say.) Then the usual, cake, Sherlie running around like a chicken that lost its head, not to say she had one, Fabi and co in an ass smacking marathon( I would have joined) and pictures. We had family portraits and all. Im the father who has a black son, and Julian is the father with a white daughter. Go figure.

The there was Jayshree's birthday. Had a little trouble looking for her place. I turned round and round and turns out, her house was at the first turning. == So I get there at 7.30? Yeah well, once again, MALAYSIAN. I saw Jayshreee's mum and thought that was her, till I saw the actual JAYSHREE. I almost went up to her mum and said happy birthday. == Flying solo this time. Kyren couldnt come. So basically lepaked, went to the playground, bla bla bla. And I was playing around with this chocolate that had liquor in it. So when Jayshree's dad asked, I said it had liquor. Ooops. Lets just say, her dad isant as liberal as mine. Heh.

Thats all.