Anomalies.

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you cry under water? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually have? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? ----------------------------------------------------------------------