Cops.

10 FACTS U KNOW ABOUT COPS BUT NEED REMINDING.

1. THEY'RE ALWAYS MALAYS. IM NOT RACIST BUT THEY JUST ARE.. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN A CHINESE COP. EVER. THEY'RE LIKE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. LOL

2. CROPPED HAIR IS ALL THE POLICE BARBER KNOWS MAN. ITS LIKE HIS LIFE. HIS FASHION MAGAZINE IS CALLED CROPPED VOGUE. LOL SO LAME..

3. POLICE CARS ARE NEVER GIVEN WAY. SURE, AN AMBULANCE WILL GET THROUGH TRAFFIC CAUTIOUSLY AND EASILY BUT A COP CAR IS STARED AT AND NEVER GIVEN WAY. HERE'S WHY: AMBULANCES SAVE LIVES. POLICE CARS ARE GOING TO VISIT A DEAD LIFE. SO NO POINT RUSHING RIGHT?

4. THEY COME IN GROUPS. NOT ONLY TO BUST CRIME BUT EVEN GROCERY SHOPPING, OR PRINTING, AS THEY WERE IN MY DAD'S SHOP. P**SIES. :p

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OKAY JUST 5 THEN. FEEL FREE TO TELL ME ANY. ILL ADD. :p